francis york morgan… right, zack?
ergiofasgard said: idk dan that looks a bit… like idk i don’t wanna say it cause you’re my friend and stuff but that looks like maybe a tiny bit gay?? no offence bro
First of all how DARE you. I came out here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now.
Gay? Me? MY ART? No bro. Just no Maybe you are the gay one HUH? Didn’t think about that now did you.
shit…. f-fuck… shit i… i’m not gay bro, BRO, dude, i’m not even a little *hundreds of thorki pictures fall out of coat* i h HA TE M nee n, men are nOT hoT
shit. fuck… you’re gay… i’m not even a ltitle bit… fuck… fuck man.
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance
holy shit you’re really doing it
Ive wanted to do this but there are too many people id have to ignore
i wanna be attractive enough that when people see a selfie of me for the first time they’re like “whooa, hot damn, i misjudged this nerd he’s cute”
OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD
so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”
written to a hot male earl, dude
in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were
also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?
welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay