Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

What do you mean the outfit is too sexy? It is not sexy. It’s not meant to look sexy, therefore it is not sexy. Actually it’s very functional and you don’t have to look sexy to kick-ass. Just make sure to not bend forwards or lift your leg too high.

i personally think that from now on we should all exclusively draw superman in this outfit, since it’s clearly the most functional

Your ticket to the multiverse, princess.

lmao “we need straight pride because gay pride is unfair”

the anons dan gets stuck with are pathetic and need to get over themselves u people are weak fuck straight pride fuck u bye

baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*


When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??


gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth


look at him


hes like a little baby boy


O K BUT what about instead of playing dead Loki ends up helping Thor defeat Malekith for whatever other seedy purpose he has previously concocted and when the dust has settled Thor appears all bruised and bloody and the air smells electric like an imminent thunderstorm and Loki can’t help but get super duper turned on by this accidental display and Thor has been sporting a mega boner all the while because there is enemy blood giving color to his not-brother’s pale cheeks and it’s been a really long time since they fought side-by-side and lo they end up making out enthusiastically in the middle of Greenwich and that’s how TDW should’ve ended.

Anonymous asked: Talk about Kid Loki

he’s my boy ahhhh i love him and miss him so much omg kid loki is (or was) just the best little guy.
he’s a total cutie and he’s so sweet and his storyline is so sad and it’s completely unfair but i also kind of love it because that’s exactly what i would’ve done with the storyline myself. seriously though just ah, he’s a cutie and his nature of just wanting to make people laugh is adorable and i miss him a lot.

also great fashion sense man i love his costume

definitely one of my favourite lokis, partly just in his sheer juxtaposition of character when compared to, say, siege loki. because it’s like dude that grumpy old bastard used to be like this sweet innocent kid? thaaaat’s kind of sad in and of itself

also i like seeing him p beaten up and also kissing thor a lot whoops